So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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