I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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