so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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