My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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