Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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