They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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