Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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