maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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