What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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