Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
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