Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
