Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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