yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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