Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Do vagina's smell?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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