so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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