Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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