you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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