Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
