All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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