Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We are two peas in an std pod
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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