i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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