So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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