It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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