what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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