Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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