no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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