One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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