...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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