At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
