yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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