How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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