week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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