I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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