dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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