it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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