Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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