i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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