bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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