I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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