I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I am spending my child support on dildos
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Randomize
