Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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