youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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