in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
id be glad to
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
where are you?
Hypothermia
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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