Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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