4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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