you guys were way drunker than both of me
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Randomize