It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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