Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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