90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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