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I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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