Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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