JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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