Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Welp...herpes.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
