i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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