Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Randomize