if you like me you must not know who I am
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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