I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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