i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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